We’re more than halfway through the debut season of Going Dutch and this episode delivers a tidy sitcom experience, both pushing the boundaries of American culture and succumbing to storylines that need an update.

I originally wrote this in March 2023 after one of my employers, a content writing site, transitioned to AI-generated content moderated by humans. While this was an appealing job description for a professional writer, it also came with a 67% pay reduction. This article was my farewell to AI, and (fingers crossed) meaningless content writing.

Super Bowl Sunday, America’s most beloved unofficial national holiday, kicks off in a few days. However, I feel particularly uninterested this year. Perhaps because my team, the Chicago Bears, effectively quit their season in late November when they took the rare step of firing their head coach in-season (timing that was mere days before my personal day of birth AND ALSO the Sunday I watched my Bears flop around from a sunny seat at San Francisco’s Levi’s Stadium [THE PAIN]).
Or perhaps because I have so many good ideas for the NFL (and the Chicago Bears):